It’s late May in New York City. An irreverent spring storm blows through leaving not-yet-broken-in Dr. Martens drenched. No matter. They could use a bit of top quality NYC grime. Still – no need to let acid rain burn holes in that new floral GAP blouse. Unless giving the sassy citizenry of SOHO an eyeful is on the agenda. Which it isn’t. Luckily you’ve come undone in front of not just any cafe, but the coffee house of the collegiate elite. Word is they have everything from caffe mocha’s to expresso shots. Man – coffees’ come a long way from the Maxwell House junk served in the dorms. Seriously, gag. New plan – pop in for a quick chill, and a hit of caffeine. Feeling frizzy, damp, and just straight bummin’ is never conducive to solving life’s existential crisis’. Namely, navigating a tumultuous love triangle before peace-ing out on a summer ’98 Euro-trip adventure. Those Parisian coffee house philosophers will never know what hit’m.
A light head-shake sends tousled ringlets breathlessly bouncing around ears adorned in fragile gold hoops. Lips tinted to raspberry-gloss perfection purse in a sardonic smile. Hands adjust a pair of low-slung DKNY boyfriend-cut jeans as they rest on delicate hipbones in true Ally McBeal fashion. Put down the worn leather backpack, pick the coziest spot on the hideous green gingham couch, and settle in to feel all the melancholy feels of a Felicity inspired 90’s coffee house.
Inspiration: The quintessential 90’s ingenue – naive, fresh-faced, innocent (yet undoubtedly sexy), and sensitive to a fault. Think wholesome girl-next-door turned NYC darling, Felicity Porter. Or sweet and feisty Corey Mason, portrayed by real life 90’s it-girl Liv Tyler in Empire Records.
Where to Chill: Uh, duuuh! Like, where did anything cool happen in the 90’s? The neighborhood coffee house, of course. Where else can the entire gang curl up on giant, over stuffed couches and sip on tiny expresso cups whilst swapping dramatic stories of friendship, and love? Think Central Perk, The Max, Monks Cafe…all the broken-in, full-of-bad-furniture local haunts of the 90’s. Luckily, NYC currently hosts a plethora of caffeine overdose dens complete with exposed brick, dim lighting, and of course delectable coffee options. Think deep thoughts at Think Coffee, peruse the latest in trashy romance novels at Housing Works Bookstore Cafe, and gather the peeps for a rowdy game of Jenga at The Uncommons.
Use This: Before the emotional venting arenas of Twitter and Facebook, our 90’s heroine poured her heart out on cassette recorder to document all which made the collegiate heart stutter or soar. Here’s the beauty of NOT living in the 90’s – now everything is slimmer, svelter, and that much sexier. Gone are the blocky recording gadgets of yesteryear. Monologue to your bleeding hearts content on a blissfully tiny Electronic Gadgets Voice Recorder, complete with external storage space for all those term paper writing needs.
Featured – Voice Recorder
Wear This: The 90’s girl is having a resurgence in fashion, and she’s making sure all her identities have a moment in the spot light. From Urban Outfitters to Topshop, you can find every reincarnation of the 90’s girl; Flash a Fubu hoody, lay down those baby hairs, and throw on the biggest silver hoops you can find for a “Jenny from the Block” vibe. Charm, scheme, and look totally classic in an Alaia inspired red slip dress that Cher Horowitz would be proud of. And finally, pair a cozy knit sweater in an moody shade of moss green with a pair of broken-in boyfriend cut jeans to invoke the squeaky clean, yet alluring innocence of Felicity Porter. When a gal has this much versatility, why confine her to only one decade as a fashion scene queen?
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